After Marriage

Wife = Worries Invited For Ever    

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! - Anonymous

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. - Oscar Wilde

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Proverb

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Anonymous

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. - H. L. Mencken

Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later, for another thing, they die earlier. - H. L. Mencken

"A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle." - U2

Marriage is a three ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring & Suffering

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.

When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.

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